Sunday Haiku: Bigger House Bonus

When you knocked on the
downstairs bathroom door, I said
"Use the upstairs". Bam.

Sunday Haiku: Kid Condiments

I love you even
though you put ketchup on chick-
en teriyaki

Editor's note: I know this breaks International Haiku Rules. I abide by Dutch Haiku Rules, which are less strict.

Flickr Photo: a2gemma