I hope you're sitting down. In this data update, I shall reveal that the only thing that goes on sale at my grocery store more rarely than butter is Chex cereal. It's gonna be 'uge.
Multiple brands attempt to manipulate shoppers into pulling the trigger on ice cream way more frequently than the store does with its own brand.
Unlike last season, when the most optimistic among us (Charlie) was closest to the final win prediction, this year, pessimism wins. Paige predicted a solid winning season, but she predicted the least solid winning season among us. Everyone except Dad has won this contest at least once in our six years of officially competing. Next year is my year. I feel it. Also, the Pirates year. If, you know, the Cubs decide to stop playing baseball.