Chart: What not to wear

When I found myself looking at guys wearing argyle sweaters in church the other day, I thought "Hey, maybe I should get one of those." When I thought about it a bit more, though, I realize that the argyle trend has been going on for quite some time now, which means it's probably just about over. Unforch, too often, that's when I - thrifty, conservative-dressing dad - cotton onto a fashion trend. Hence, today's chart.