In addition to the final installment of outtakes from Overheard 2011, I've included the outtakes from our Christmas Card photo session. We're very grateful to Paige's mother, a talented photographer who captures this image for us every year, and to Paige's father, a notable goof who makes funny sounds and faces behind the camera so that Paige knows where to look and smile. Well, he does that for someone in our family; it might not be Paige. Actually, Paige had a killer migraine during this year's photo shoot, so she gets the Christmas Card medal of honor for smiling through the pain.
Bringing the
Playmobil baby Jesus with a gold cup on his head
T:
Look what happened to the baby Jesus.
P:
He got a cup on his head?
T:
Yeah, a guy dropped a cup and it got on his head, and he got the blood of a new
government on his head.
P:
The blood of the new government?
T:
Yeah. From God.
Teddy malapropisms:
shoulder = shurdle
sauerkraut = sourcrap
Teddy malapropisms:
shoulder = shurdle
sauerkraut = sourcrap
C: I can't get my coat unzipped
T (stricken): It will be on him forever!
T: When I grow up, I'm gonna buy a Camaro or a Mustang.
C: If he can afford it.
T: Yeah, I can afford a Camaro.
C: Camaros are pretty expensive.
T: OK, then I'll get a Mustang.
C: Mustangs are still pretty expensive. Why don't you just go with a Chrysler 300?
After he presented mommy & daddy with keychains with his self-portrait on them:
T: "Mom, if you miss me today, you can look at your keys. And then you won't."
T (stricken): It will be on him forever!
T: When I grow up, I'm gonna buy a Camaro or a Mustang.
C: If he can afford it.
T: Yeah, I can afford a Camaro.
C: Camaros are pretty expensive.
T: OK, then I'll get a Mustang.
C: Mustangs are still pretty expensive. Why don't you just go with a Chrysler 300?
After he presented mommy & daddy with keychains with his self-portrait on them:
T: "Mom, if you miss me today, you can look at your keys. And then you won't."
T:
A dentist is an eye doctor.
C:
No, an eye doctor is not a pediatrician.
C:
Dad, what’s an eye doctor called?
J:
An ophthalmologist.
T: A dentist is a teeth doctor, right, Charlie?
The best photo of P J & C was the first one with T in distress. Drat!
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