Hai(r)ku(t) Haiku

Is your son growing
his hair out?  Nah. We just can't
schedule a haircut.

Great Clips makes it fast. 
Well.  But.  A prison barber
gives better haircuts.

Sunday Haiku: Comb Sherpa

The comb in my back
pocket isn't for me.  I
have two sons with hair.

Chart: Differential Hair over Time

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Sunday Haiku: Hair and Loss

When you're going bald
and look around, you see that
lots of guys are not.

Author's note: the author's wife has always been his best and favorite editor.